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19 July 2009 @ 11:56 am
My papers from Japanese immigration haven't come yet and it's beginning to make me a little neurotic seeing as though everyone else's have arrived and they've already been able to go down to Chicago and get their visas.

Boo.

It makes me wonder if they actually received my info. I would inquire, but I'm constantly being told by people in the OIEP that I shouldn't:

"ZOMG DON'T BE A STUPID AMERICAN AND BOTHER THEM! THEY'LL CONTACT YOU, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!1"

I've gotten confirmations of receipt on a few of the documents that I've submitted, and nothing with others (arguably some of the more important ones): it's rather inconsistent. Though my worry is calmed a bit due to knowing that this sort of intermittent contact seems to be the occurring with the other two students as well.

Admittedly this bothers me because I'm a creature of structure, control, and consistency. If something is inconsistent and out of my hands, I become twitchy...as is with this case.

I'm told that if they don't come by August 21st, then I should worry.

*blink*

Yeah...a week before my flight leaves. I don't believe that the mere act of worrying is going to accurately depict my state at that point.

So, I'll be a bit anxious until the promised DHL truck pulls into our driveway.
 
 
Feeling rather: distressed
 
 
19 July 2009 @ 01:22 am

Home from the party! Had a blast!

If I could make my fingers move, I’d tell you about it tonight. I need to sleep! Oi, I’m tired.

Originally published at Just Orb. You can comment here or there.

 
 
Back in 2002, I worked night shift at an HSBC branch building that also housed several lawyers offices and accountants. All together there were 23 floors of glorious dollar signs. One of my duties was to patrol all these floors between the hours of midnight and 4am, and I would be given desk relief for this by a mobile unit.

Occasionally I would find bizarre, out of place things. Such as, you ask? Well, one night I found a telescope in an office suite that hadn't been there before, and when I looked into it I found myself staring into a woman's bedroom watching her sleep. Another, I came across three latina cleaners wearing giant fake foam 'flintstones' hair-hats. And one night, just outside the front doors, there was a man dressed as a cowboy and wearing an eyepatch, who insisted on singing to me before he would let me kick him off the property.

However, a few things really take the cake. One night, around 2 or 3am, I was on the twelfth floor when I got the urge to look out the window at the building across the street. There, in full back-lit glory, was a man getting a very vigorous blowjob from a petite redhead. Giggling to myself, I called up my mobile relief officer, who decided to call a few of his buddies when he saw what was going on. By the time he was done, I had three patrol cars parked alongside the building, and four of us were watching the awkward scene. We turned down our radios to lessen the feedback, talking and laughing amongst ourselves.

Little did we know that down below on the street, a police car had driven by and seen all the patrol cars. He phoned my company, who then tried to get a hold of me and my mobile unit on the radio. Upon receiving no response, the security dispatch asked the officer to attend and make sure that our dumbasses were all right.

The cop got in with the fireman's keys, checked the patrol log to see I was last on the twelfth floor, and headed there. He burst in just as the folks across the street were fully engrossed and in the middle of coitus. All of us turned with various "ohfux" looks on our faces. The cop looked at us, looked out the window, then looked at us again.

"I'll deal with you guys in a moment." He said, then headed across the street. The amusement of watching the couple interrupted by the officer was short-lived by the browbeating we got later that day.

Then there was the time that I'd finally moved to afternoons. Sometime in 2003, I believe. I was working the desk around 9pm, when one of the Lawyer tenants came down and asked if I could give two ladies access within the hour. Their names were 'Bambi' and 'Candy'. I thought this was odd, but didn't take issue with it, and told him I would send them up when they arrived. Another tenant from the same floor came in from a side door carrying five large pizzas and a case of beer, and he joined his co-worker in the elevator back upstairs.

Bambi and Candy arrived about twenty minutes later, and I took them upstairs without issue. More time passed, and I was catching up on paperwork when I got a call from the Lawyers main floor. The man sounded slightly frantic, and explained that there was a problem and I needed to get upstairs as fast as I could. I jumped in the elevator, tore down the hall, and burst into the boardroom that I'd been directed to. The sight in front of me caused my jaw to fall onto the floor.

About ten men in business suits sat around the large boardroom table, beers and pizza in hand. Bambi and Candy had lost all their apparel, and were dancing on top of the table in quite the inappropriate manner. I lost my ability to speak and simply stared.

"Sorry about that!" called the lawyer from earlier. "We just wanted you up here to join us for some pizza!"

I shut my mouth, turned around, gently closed the door behind me, and stumbled back to the elevator.

Bullet
 
 
Feeling rather: glad I don't work there now
 
 
18 July 2010 @ 06:13 pm
but I'm installing WoW as we speak.
I've tried playing MMORPG's before but I've always gotten bored with it.
Anyone have any advice or anything for me?
 
 

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Waiting to go in theater for harry potter #6. Yay!
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18 July 2009 @ 10:27 am
[This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.]

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit). Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.
 
 
Feeling rather: amused
 
 
18 July 2009 @ 11:45 am

Just before I went to bed last night, I heard of the death of Walter Cronkrite.

So many incredible and terrible moments in history are narrated in my memories by his soothing newsroom voice.

There is a gap in the universe today that can never be filled.

Originally published at Just Orb. You can comment here or there.

 
 
17 July 2009 @ 10:20 pm
I've been inspired to bake recently and I've decided to share my yummies. Yesterday I made a two layer chocolate cake with chocolate ganache and today I made homemade truffles. Tomorrow I want to make tomato basil bread and other breads. Matt still won't tell me what he wants for his birthday..so if he doesn't specify he's getting something with chocolate mousse.


 
 
Feeling rather: awake
 
 
17 July 2009 @ 07:10 pm

I didn’t get any of the things I wanted to get done today done. No new skirt to wear to the party tomorrow night. Oh well. I guess I’ll live.

I did deal with the most recent moth invasion somewhat. I certainly didn’t spit shine the cabinets, walls, and floors, but I did sweep, vacuum, and wipe most of it. I must have sucked up 50 months just hanging out on the ceiling and who knows how many eggs and other moth related stuff came out of the pantry. This will just have to do until next week. I simply don’t have the energy or willpower to kill myself today doing what really needs to be done: a complete wash-down of every square inch of the kitchen.

Next week, I am going to start doing something about the kitchen. I have put up with it’s 49 year old awfulness for long enough. Now when I think about the whole “doing something about the kitchen plan” I feel overwhelmed. Wiping it all down, fixing the walls and sealing the ceiling, and then painting it all is going to be a huge task. Ginormous. But if I break it down into little things and just start in one corner, maybe I can eventually get it done. Might take forever, but it’s not going to ever get done if I don’t start on it, right? So come Monday, my kitchen is going to be In Progress for a while. Hopefully not a long while, but we’ll just see how it goes.

The ultimate goal? Whiteness. Floor††, ceiling, cabinets … the whole shebang nothing but white. A blank canvas upon which I intend to express my creativity, not in one fell swoop but over time. Think collage, scribbling with markers, painting, whatever strikes my fancy. Lin will totally hate it, and I don’t care. It is, after all, my kitchen.

But right now, I’m not going to focus on the ultimate goal at all. It’s too big and feels impossible for me to accomplish by myself. For now, I’m just going to pick a corner and get something done, and once there are no more corners to get things done in, the ultimate goal will be accomplished!

Hopefully every last moth or potential moth will be eradicated from my life in the process, without the use of any poisons. Gods, do I hate pantry moths!

And looking ahead, the same process of picking a corner and just starting on it will be applied to the bathroom, though there isn’t much I can really do about that room. It’s a disaster of epic proportions, but maybe it could be an all-white disaster as opposed to a flamingo pink one.

Footnotes
  1. I did get a pattern drafted and some fabric picked out from my stash, so at some point in the future, I will have a new skirt! []
  2. †† I recently found out that vinyl floors can be painted. Something of a pain, but likely less of a pain and cost than trying to replace the many layers of flooring in the kitchen right now. One day we do hope to completely remodel the kitchen, so I don’t want to go too crazy right now. I just want clean, white, and presentable — and functional, of course. []

Originally published at Just Orb. You can comment here or there.

 
 
17 July 2009 @ 04:57 pm

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that Texas and it’s State Board of Education in particular has been in the national news a lot lately? Well, I have noticed, and quite frankly, it’s embarrassing.

First to make the news was Perry considering Cynthia Dunbar to head up the board. Remember her? I’ve posted about her before (see posts here). I feel no shame saying the woman is a nut. A fundamentalist Christian, creationist nut who believes public schools are “subtly deceptive tool of perversion” and are unconstitutional. Perry decided against going with Dunbar for the position, instead choosing Gail Lowe, another of the fundamentalist Christian, creationist nuts on our education board. She’s not much better than Dunbar, but at least she hasn’t said Obama is working with terrorists to bring down America … yet (or at least not publicly).

Now the news about Texas’ lousy educational system is all about the recommendations being made by a panel of “experts” appointed by the board for what (and who) should and should not be included in government, history, and social studies classes. And who are these experts set with the task of deciding what our children will be learning?

The three reviewers appointed by the moderate and liberal board members are all professors of history or education at Texas universities, including Mr. de la Teja, a former state historian. The reviewers appointed by conservatives include two who run conservative Christian organizations: David Barton, founder of WallBuilders, a group that promotes America’s Christian heritage; and Rev. Marshall, who preaches that Watergate, the Vietnam War and Hurricane Katrina were God’s judgments on the nation’s sexual immorality. The third is Daniel Dreisbach, a professor of public affairs at American University.
–WSJ - The Culture Wars’ New Front: U.S. History Classes in Texas

There are some actual experts in history on the review panel, but obviously, some of them aren’t experts in this subject at all but are merely there to push through the far-right agenda. How does someone who thinks Vietnam, Katrina, and Watergate are punishments from God get on a state level curriculum review board? They are appointed by the State Board of Education, and there are no standards requiring any qualifications whatsoever. The former head of the board (also a fundamentalist Christian, creationist nut) sums it up thusly:

“Texans have decided that education is too important to be left to bureaucrats and unelected folks,” McLeroy said. “If two (board) members think they’re qualified, they’re qualified.”
Social studies will be next battle for State Board of Education

I bet I could find a few people who think I’m qualified to fly the space shuttle or run a television network, but that wouldn’t make it true. But, such is the state of our State Board of Education. The ignorant majority appointing the ignorant to make major decisions, while the educated among them try to do the best they can to actually educate our children.

The bottom line so far on recommendations for what Texas students need to learn? Out with Cesar Chavez and Thurgood Marshall, and in with Billy Graham and the founding of America as a Christian nation. I wish I were kidding, but I’m not.

The core of the controversy rests on what historical figures are acceptable to the conservative “experts.” Evangelical minister Peter Marshall and David Barton, president of WallBuilders, both believe that Hispanic labor leader César Chávez should be removed from the social studies curriculum.

“To have César Chávez listed next to Ben Franklin, as in the current standards is ludicrous,” wrote Marshall. “Chavez is hardly the kind of role model that ought to be held up to our children as someone worthy of emulation,” added Marshall.

Barton contends that Chávez “lacks the stature, impact and overall contributions of so many others.” Thurgood Marshall, the first black U.S. Supreme Court justice who argued the landmark school desegregation case is also on the “experts’ hit lists.

The Supreme Court justice was derided, as “not a strong enough example” of an important historical figure to be discussed in Texas schools.
In With Jesus Out With Civil Rights Leaders in Texas Textbooks

The conservative reviewers say they believe that children must learn that America’s founding principles are biblical. For instance, they say the separation of powers set forth in the Constitution stems from a scriptural understanding of man’s fall and inherent sinfulness, or “radical depravity,” which means he can be governed only by an intricate system of checks and balances.

The curriculum, they say, should clearly present Christianity as an overall force for good — and a key reason for American exceptionalism, the notion that the country stands above and apart.

“America is a special place and we need to be sure we communicate that to our children,” said Don McLeroy, a leading conservative on the board. “The foundational principles of our country are very biblical…. That needs to come out in the textbooks.”
–WSJ - The Culture Wars’ New Front: U.S. History Classes in Texas

And why should anyone not in Texas care what the State Board of Education does to the students in Texas? Texas (as well as California) are huge buyers of textbooks, and most publishers want to keep printing costs down. Therefore, the textbooks in Texas and California tend to be pushed for adoption in other states. Unless you want your children learning about this kind of crap in your state’s school systems, well, you better care what Texas puts in it’s curriculum and textbooks. Personally, I’m for more Cesar Chavez and less Billy Graham, more facts and less God. I would hope you are too.

I do have some opinion and anecdotes on American exceptionalism and education in Texas, but I also have ten million things to get done today that don’t involve sitting at the computer ranting for hours. Expect a post soon about America being filled with completely unexceptional human beings and how I was almost 30 years old before I learned that Cesar Chavez wasn’t a nasty Communist Socialist Evil-Doer out to destroy America and all that is good in the world. Yes, that’s quite a tale and well worth telling. I may be educated, but there are gaps in my education … which can be blamed almost entirely on having received said education in the great state of Texas.

If you want to read more about the Texas State Board of Education in the news, here are two more stories worth looking over:

Conservatives say Texas social studies classes give too much credit to civil rights leaders

Texas State Board of Education wrestles with textbook standards

Also, two excellent blogs who cover this lunacy regularly:

Texas Freedom Network

Capitol Annex (This post on one of the aforementioned “experts” and his expert knowledge is a good starting place.)

And if you really want to dig into the subject, here are the reviews and suggestions of each of the board members working on Texas’ social studies standards. I haven’t read them yet, but rest assured, I will eventually get to them.

Now if you will excuse me, I have some menial household labor to get done.

Footnotes
  1. You can read some more about Gail Lowe here. She really is as bad as Dunbar, but she hasn’t made the national news yet with any insane ranting. Give her time. I’m sure she eventually will. []

Originally published at Just Orb. You can comment here or there.

 
 
17 July 2009 @ 03:26 pm
I'm finding a few clubs that I want to hit in Osaka and in Tokyo (one of them being an alternative/fetish club in Kabukicho)...

...I'm also tinkering with the idea of checking out Roppongi for the hell of it.

Hmm...
 
 
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17 July 2009 @ 09:59 am

Cannot Wait for tomorrow morning!! Cannot Wait for tomorrow morning!!
I don't know where I got it from but this describes combat in Exalted to a T

 
 
17 July 2009 @ 06:02 am
Soooooo no sleep for me apparently. That's fine.

I need to go make breakfast, then fill out job applications, do dishes, and compile my thoughts about the most recent VNV album.

Later today, I am going to go see MOON with or without my roomies. I will NOT miss a chance to see this movie by dammit.

Oh and I also got sucked back into Ragnarok, but that's more for a bigger post later. *sighs*

Food and business now.

Calhoun
 
 
Listening to: VNV Nation
 
 
17 July 2009 @ 01:22 am

We are yet again suffering from a pantry moth infestation. OK, it’s the same infestation, just the second generation of the original infestation hatching. It’s going to drive me out of my mind. It’s never ending.

The cats and I are chasing what moths we see and slaying them mercilessly. I’ve emptied the pantry (again), and tomorrow I will vacuum and scrub it. Everything but the canned goods goes into the fridge or freezer. I may make a special trip to Home Depot to find something that specifically kills pantry moths. Yes, I am ready to use a long-lasting, totally icky poison in my house. Have to. Each of these things can lay up to 300 eggs, so miss one, and there’s a new generation right there. I’m sure the cats and I have missed a few, and there are undoubtedly eggs hidden in all manner of dark and cozy places other than the pantry.

Well, the kitchen needed a good cleaning anyway, but I hadn’t planned to do it this week. What I had planned to do tomorrow is rest up, make myself pretty, and decide what to wear to a party I am going to on Saturday. But noooooo … I have to kill moths instead.

I hate freaking moths.

Originally published at Just Orb. You can comment here or there.

 
 
16 July 2009 @ 10:53 pm
Recently I've fallen into a bit of a recent 'trend' around North America right now, with folks going barefoot or just running barefoot. Since I am not the type that likes glass in my feet, I went with something a little different.

Think these are bad? You shoulda seen the 'aqua-camo'. However weird they look, though, these are the most comfortable damned things I've ever worn. After a week of wearing them all over the place and learning to run properly, I've noticed a few surprising things:
-I have had a click and pain in my right knee for years. These shoes stop that.
-The pain from my neck arthritis doesn't occur as often anymore. I'm guessing this is because my body is aligning better with my heels closer to the ground.
-I can run much faster 'barefoot' than I ever could with shoes.
I'm very pleased. Another fun side effect is all the comments I get. Some folks are genuinely interested in them and ask me all about them. My boss just recently got a pair (and his wife is blaming me!). Have to see if any more benefits arise.

I won 'guard of the month' for June, for the gasleak/waterleak/horror that month held for me. Got myself a nice little media player with it for the gym. I think I might partially be on my way for winning July as well, though, since this month had a medical emergency (go in for a vasectomy reversal, come out intubated on a stretcher! Call now before this deal ends!) and a parkade gate that tried to shear someone's car in half.

Went to the doctor today for some prescription refills and some delicious Xanax for work-related panic attacks. I ended up waiting for nearly two hours. Shortly after I came in, a well-dressed gentleman entered and sat directly across from me. A half an hour passed before he suddenly huffed and flung himself at the counter, practically frothing at the mouth. He began to demand to see a doctor NOW NOW NOW, because a half hour wait was rediculous and he was going to call his lawyer and the lawyer would sue for time loss and mental suffering and and and and... he stopped and looked around. The staff stood staring at him. The patients in the waiting room (with books and various electronic gadgets at hand since we all were prepared for the wait times) stared at him. He opened his mouth to speak, said nothing, closed his mouth, and sat down again. Every five minutes thereafter, he made a show of huffing loudly, sighing, rolling his eyes, and shifting in his seat. I was very pleased when my name was finally called.

As for recent attempts at causing me drama... welp!


Bullet
 
 
Feeling rather: Guard of the Month
 
 
16 July 2009 @ 11:28 pm
Beef Stew

I grew those potatoes and carrots! I did! I did!

Originally published at Just Orb. You can comment here or there.

 
 
Well, I figured out how to take a picture and have it upload to flickr account and then to have flickr post it on my domain journal, but I can't get it to do both LJ AND my domain blog at the same time. I added both in the blog set up options within flickr but it only seems to let me post to one or the other. (You have to pick in the setup which ONE to post to.)

Anyone know if there's a way to have flickr automatically post a pic message from a cell to TWO blogs instead of just to one? (I can post directly to both by just adding both post-by-email addresses when I send a text post, but I can't send photos directly because I need someone to host the image. Hence the flickr.)

Stinks to have to pick one or the other. This is why having two blogs is annoying. Can I ship over JUST certain posts via rss or something?
 
 
16 July 2009 @ 06:07 pm
Chocolate Chips to the Rescue

Originally published at Just Orb. You can comment here or there.

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16 July 2009 @ 05:17 pm
So, it's weird. It's been exactly 2 months to the day today since my birthday back on May 16th. And I was nosing around on my amazon wishlist and I realized two things were marked as purchased - but I never received them. And they were two awesome things too. A wristlet made from the coolest fabric ever and a phoenix art print by my favorite artist, Stephanie Law.

It makes me wonder - did they get purchased but never mailed? Did they get mailed but never arrived? Did someone mark them purchased but never did? It's just strange. Since you can't see who bought something from your list, I don't even know if someone out there is like mad at me or something for not acknowledging it.

It's kind of a little sad that neither showed up just because both are such really neat items and I'd have loved to actually get them. Not that I expect to receive things from my wishlist, but it's a little bit of a downer to see them under the "purchased" tag and well...they're still something out there to daydream over.

Oh well. Just a strange observation. I moved them back to the "unpurchased" list since I imagine if they're not here by now, they're not coming.

Maybe one of these days I can get one or both of the items. (Sadly, the fabric on the wristlet I've been drooling over for months now is discontinued so odds are it'll be gone for good soon.) Then again, I still haven't received my gift from Love - a pc upgrade - since we wound up having to spend $800 to replace his starter and I won't be getting that probably, well, ever, so no use crying over other items that teased me briefly with promise of arriving.

Jeez, hormones are making me melancholy. Blah.
 
 
16 July 2009 @ 03:40 pm

I find the only thing I have to say about today is that my American made wool yarn left New Jersey last night and arrived in Illinois just after noon today, and it should be here by Monday. Can’t wait to get it on my needles!

Oh, and … I’m tired, it’s hot, the cats are insane.

In other words, the usual.

Originally published at Just Orb. You can comment here or there.

 
 


This had me cry-laughing!! I HEART 0:41-1:21!
 
 
Feeling rather: amused
 
 
15 July 2009 @ 10:30 pm

After a long day and a pleasant dinner, Lin and I settle onto the couch for our usual evening TV entertainment, prepared to laugh and relax and eventually fall asleep.

But alas, the cable box has other plans…

It’s rebooted itself three times already.

Wait … four times, and now it’s showing the Simpsons on our TV, even though the cable box is turned off. Yes, I am feeling very relaxed and entertained!

I’ve forced a reboot, so hopefully this will bring the cable box to it’s senses. We better hurry and watch anything we want to watch that’s on the DVR, because it’s time for a new cable box. While I am at the main office, I’ll also be telling them to take a few of their premium “services” and stuff ‘em. I’m sick of Cinemax and without HDNet and HDNet movies, the HD tier isn’t worth any money at all.

And since I haven’t heard back on my email to Time Warner griping about how much trouble I had paying my cable bill this month, I suppose I’ll spend some time at the main office griping about that as well, while I have someone cornered and face-to-face.

All I wanted to do was watch the Comedy Channel and go to sleep. Too much to ask?!

Originally published at Just Orb. You can comment here or there.

 
 
 
Any cat owner can tell you this is true - our cat overlords manipulate us for their own benefit.
Cat owners may have suspected as much, but it seems our feline friends have found a way to manipulate us humans.

Researchers at the University of Sussex have discovered that cats use a "soliciting purr" to overpower their owners and garner attention and food.

Unlike regular purring, this sound incorporates a "cry", with a similar frequency to a human baby's.

The team said cats have "tapped into" a human bias - producing a sound that humans find very difficult to ignore.

Read the rest of the article here